memeseverdie:

memeseverdie:

the-mighty-birdy:

nexxara:

perkachow:

officialfist:

nunyabizni:

Dude dodged a thermonuclear warhead

OOF

I hope he ripped that fucking ring off her finger

“What’s a thousand dollars” LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF OF WORK

ASDFGHSDFG THAT’S A WHOLE MONTH OF WORK

Wow I just got whiplashed

Ok. I read this before I got in the shower and then I thought about it the entire time whole showering

It was such a fairytale in the beginning?!?!?! “We met at fourteen and knew we would be together and worked on a farm and I got a ring and we worked our way through college” and then suddenly it’s you cant come to my wedding unless you sacrifice your firstborn?