kramergate:

usbdongle:

usbdongle:

i think its hilarious that the cookie-cracker invented to be purposefully bland so as to discourage masturbation has now ended up cinnamon flavored, drenched in a sugary glaze, and shaped like a fun treat from a spooky cartoon dog show

this dude is just screaming at us from the afterlife for what we’ve done to his anti-jackoff cookie

to be entirely fair to old man “limp dick or ELSE” graham, at this point in the game i’m far too busy shoveling scooby snacks into my gaping cracker cruncher to even have time to consider sexual deviancy, so he might have won the long con here

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