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Most vegeable: you have to cook and season me just right before im edible and even then not always..

Carrots, the most holy of vegatable: pull me out the fucking ground and experince my saccharine delites. Covered in earth, knaw on mine root and experince again what it means to be a man

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    Most vegeable: you have to cook and season me just right before im edible and even then not always..

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