frederick-the-ii:

priceofliberty:

tradicalskelly:

tilthat:

TIL priest Joseph Müller told a joke of a dying German soldier who asked to see people for whom he was laying down his life. The nurse laid a portrait of Hitler and Göring next to him. The soldier said “Now I can die like Jesus Christ” [between two criminals]. Müller was executed for the joke.

via reddit.com

They couldn’t handle his bantz

On May 2016, the Roman Catholic Diocese of Hildesheim opened his cause of martyrdom, earning him the title Servant of God.^[1][2]

This man could achieve Sainthood.

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